“ΜΟΛΩN ΛΑΒΕ”

— LEONIDAS I

“I and my companions suffer from a disease of the heart which can be cured only with gold.”

— HERNAN CORTES

“To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.”

— HIPPOCRATES

“They say I’m their future wife, or I’d look good with their dick in my mouth.”

— STOYA

“Why not whip the teacher when the pupil misbehaves?”

— DIOGENES

“I almost had to wait.”

— LOUIS XIV

“Twenty minutes compared to never, that’s a lot.”

— LARRY ELLISON

“I object to being called a chess genius because I consider myself to be an all-around genius who just happens to play chess, which is rather different.”

— BOBBY FISCHER

“To every action there is always opposed an equal reaction.”

— ISAAC NEWTON

“You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.”

— AL CAPONE